Gnarp students come from across the Outer Orbit and beyond. Here are fifteen of them, in their own words, or approximately.
Marmalade
Second year, Solar Patch Sciences. From Kepler Cove.
Favourite spot: The Eastern Patch, arriving at 07:40, to be safe.
“The light arrives when it arrives. I try to arrive first.”
See: Solar Patch Sciences or read the study abroad report from Japan or read the student spotlight.
Noodle
First year, Department of Enclosure Studies. From Proxima Meadow.
Favourite spot: A box that arrived on Tuesday.
“This one is mine.”
See: Department of Enclosure Studies or read the study abroad report from Isle of Man.
Juniper
Third year, Centre for Nocturnal Communication. From Nebula Heights.
Favourite spot: The Great Hallway, at 03:00.
“I am not loud. I am clear.”
See: Centre for Nocturnal Communication or read the study abroad report from Turkey.
Dot
Second year, Institute for Pursuit and Unattainable Objectives. From Orion Shelf.
Favourite spot: Wherever the dot is.
“Two centimetres. I am getting closer.”
See: Institute for Pursuit and Unattainable Objectives or read the study abroad report from Russia.
Ziggy
First year, School of Applied Gravity. From Andromeda Annex.
Favourite spot: The Kitchen Counter, second counter.
“I have a hypothesis about that glass.”
See: School of Applied Gravity or read the study abroad report from Cyprus.
Tofu
Fourth year, Faculty of Thresholds and Doorways. From Sirius Landing.
Favourite spot: The doorway of the Main Hall.
“I will graduate soon. Or later.”
See: Faculty of Thresholds and Doorways or read the study abroad report from Egypt.
Pumpkin
Second year, Department of Enclosure Studies. From Cassiopeia Corner.
Favourite spot: Box Archive, third shelf.
“It fits. Mostly.”
See: Department of Enclosure Studies or read the study abroad report from Thailand.
Comet
Third year, Institute for Pursuit and Unattainable Objectives. From Vega Verge.
Favourite spot: The Great Hallway, mid-sprint.
“I am not late. I am momentum.”
See: Institute for Pursuit and Unattainable Objectives or read the study abroad report from United Kingdom.
Whisper
First year, Centre for Nocturnal Communication. From Lyra Lane.
Favourite spot: The Library, third floor (closed to objects).
“I am quiet. Please note that.”
See: Centre for Nocturnal Communication or read the study abroad report from Australia.
Ember
Third year, School of Applied Gravity. From Fjord Nebula.
Favourite spot: The top of the Library shelves.
“I prefer to observe from above, and then descend at speed.”
See: School of Applied Gravity or read the study abroad report from Norway.
Clover
Second year, Faculty of Thresholds and Doorways. From Cygnus Cove.
Favourite spot: The narrower doorway, technically.
“Most doorways are a fit. Technically.”
See: Faculty of Thresholds and Doorways or read the study abroad report from United States (Maine).
Mochi
Second year, Institute for Pursuit and Unattainable Objectives. From Pegasus Point.
Favourite spot: The window of Saucer Bay.
“I am not chasing. I am arriving early.”
See: Institute for Pursuit and Unattainable Objectives or read the study abroad report from Taiwan.
Thistle
Second year, Department of Enclosure Studies. From Highland Nebula.
Favourite spot: A tartan blanket in the Library.
“I do not do small talk. I do large naps.”
See: Department of Enclosure Studies or read the study abroad report from Scotland.
Pesto
Third year, Solar Patch Sciences. From Roma Cluster.
Favourite spot: Anywhere with columns.
“A good ruin is a good sunbeam.”
See: Solar Patch Sciences or read the study abroad report from Italy.
Finn
First year, Centre for Nocturnal Communication. From Emerald Belt.
Favourite spot: The corner of the Library nearest the window.
“I write my findings in the margins.”
See: Centre for Nocturnal Communication or read the study abroad report from Ireland.
Join them
See Admissions, or take the department quiz to find your place.