Gnarp alumni are found in 14 star systems and, in smaller numbers, in boxes. Class years are counted in Sunbeams.
Sir Reginald Whiskerton III
Conducted the first large-scale demonstration of gravity from a shelf. The experiment remains in progress.
Dr. Mirabelle Vexington
Designer of the Universal Box, which fits every cat and has never been seen empty.
Captain Tabitha Nebulus
Piloted the first saucer to the Third Ring, navigating by the echo of her own yowling.
Ozzik Tumbleclaw
Reached a decision on 9 March. The decision was later reversed.
Madame Lux Solari
Discovered the Eastern Patch, which appears at 07:42 on Tuesdays and has never once been late.
Lazlo Dot
Holds the Outer Orbit record for the closest approach to a red dot: two centimetres.
Class notes
- Class of the Third Sunbeam. Mr. Biscuit reports that he is in a box.
- Class of the Fifth Sunbeam. Lady Marmalade is in a doorway and will report back.
- Class of the Ninth Sunbeam. Professor Emeritus Bartholomew Fluffbottom has retired to a sunbeam and does not wish to be disturbed.
- Class of the Eleventh Sunbeam. Pixel has been three centimetres from a red dot for six years.
Stay connected
Alumni are welcome to send news, or to visit. Write to staff@gnarp.eu.cc. Please allow several naps for a reply, and please bring a box if you visit in person.