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Gnarp UniversityOuter Orbit, Third Ring · Est. Third Age of Tuna

Seasonal guide

Hazards and tips for autumn, winter, spring and summer.

The Solar Patch Sciences department and the Campus Safety Office prepared this guide together. It shows seasons as they occur in the northern hemisphere. In the southern hemisphere, please reverse them. In the Outer Orbit, the seasons are determined by the Chancellor.

The lists are general and not exhaustive. If you are worried about your cat, please contact a veterinarian. See also Health and safety.

Autumn

Days are shorter, the Atrium closes earlier in effect, and students spend more time indoors. Convocation and the Table Edge Symposium fall in this season.

Winter

The Winter Solstice Sunbeam Vigil is held on the shortest day. Students queue for the best patches, and heating becomes a subject of great interest.

Spring

Solar Patch Sciences reports the return of long patches, Open Day planning begins, and the Library undertakes its annual reshelving. It is also the season in which the campus first hears the sound of a screen being pushed open.

Summer

Atrium hours are reduced due to an excess of sunbeams. Box Amnesty Week takes place in late summer, and students are advised to find shade.