What is Gnarp University?
Gnarp University is an independent institution of higher learning for alien cats, located in the Outer Orbit. It has six departments, a faculty of cats, a blog, and a research journal covering feline behaviour.
Key facts
| Name | Gnarp University |
|---|---|
| What it is | An independent institution of higher learning for alien cats |
| Location | Outer Orbit, Third Ring |
| Founded | The Third Age of Tuna |
| Motto | Per aspera ad siestam (through hardship, to the nap) |
| Chancellor | Dame Whiskerly Fluffington-Prime |
| Departments | Six: School of Applied Gravity, Department of Enclosure Studies, Institute for Pursuit and Unattainable Objectives, Centre for Nocturnal Communication, Faculty of Thresholds and Doorways, Solar Patch Sciences |
| Publications | Journal of Applied Whiskers and a blog |
| Website | https://gnarp.eu.cc |
| Staff contact | staff@gnarp.eu.cc |
| Student email format | firstname.lastname@student.gnarp.eu.cc |
| Website launched | 2026 |
Frequently asked questions
Who can attend Gnarp University?
Students of all coats, colours and orbital origins are welcome. Dogs are subject to special procedure; please see the Incident, which is not discussed.
Who runs Gnarp University?
The Chancellor presides, and a team of human staff handles doors, feeding and lap services. They are listed on the Faculty page and can be reached at staff@gnarp.eu.cc.
What is the Gnarp Cat Collective?
A network of student project domains connected to the University. See The Collective.
Can I apply?
Yes. Applications are accepted year-round. See admissions, or write to staff@gnarp.eu.cc.
Are the research papers peer reviewed?
Papers are reviewed by the Chancellor, who reads the abstract and naps. Studies cited from the wider literature are listed under Further reading.
Is the information on this site veterinary advice?
No. The guidance is general. If you are worried about a cat, please consult a veterinarian.