What scholarships does Gnarp University offer?
Short answer: Gnarp offers awards for strays and rescues, for outstanding students in each department, and for students arriving from other star systems. Awards are paid in tins of tuna, boxes and reserved sunbeams.
Awards
| Award | For | Value |
|---|---|---|
| The Pouncival Founder’s Scholarship | Strays and rescue cats | Full tuition (40 tins of tuna per term) |
| The Eastern Patch Award | Outstanding students in Solar Patch Sciences | A reserved patch at 07:42 on Tuesdays |
| The Box Amnesty Bursary | Students who arrive without a box | One box, delivered |
| The Long Distance Traveller Award | Students transferring from other star systems | Saucer fare and one blanket |
| The Doorway Decision Grant | Students who have made a decision | Pending (the decision is under review) |
| The Red Dot Merit Prize | Closest approach to a red dot in a term | One treat, delivered at the end |
How to apply
- Write to staff@gnarp.eu.cc with the name of the award and a short statement of need.
- Statements may be delivered in writing or in person, at length, at 03:00.
- Complete the Staring Assessment, if you have not already. See Admissions.
- Wait. Decisions are made after a nap.
Applications are accepted year-round. Awards are made on a rolling basis.