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Glossary

Terms used on campus, from blep to the Incident.

A short glossary of terms used on campus, from the technical to the traditional.

Blep
A blep is when a cat leaves the tip of its tongue visible, often after grooming or while very relaxed.
Bunting
Rubbing the head or cheeks against a person, object or another cat. It leaves scent from glands on the face and is usually a friendly gesture.
Business nap
A nap taken between two other naps. Attendance is recorded by a cat.
Catnip
A plant containing a compound called nepetalactone. Many, but not all, cats respond to it with rolling, rubbing and play. Sensitivity is largely inherited, and kittens are usually unresponsive.
Chattering
A rapid clicking or chirping of the jaw, often seen when a cat watches birds or squirrels through a window.
Convocation
The University's principal ceremony, held at 03:00. See Events.
Crepuscular
Most active around dawn and dusk. Cats are usually described as crepuscular rather than strictly nocturnal.
Doorway hesitation
The act of pausing in a doorway before deciding whether to go in or out. See standing in the doorway.
Flehmen response
A grimace in which a cat holds its mouth slightly open to draw scents toward a special scent organ in the roof of the mouth.
FRAP
Frenetic random activity period, better known as the zoomies. See the 03:00 problem.
Kneading
Rhythmic pushing of the paws into a soft surface, also called making biscuits. See why cats knead.
Lap services
A lap made available by human staff on request. Laps may be reclaimed without notice.
Loaf
A resting posture in which a cat tucks its paws and tail beneath its body. See the science of the loaf.
A slow closing and opening of the eyes, understood as a friendly signal. See the slow blink.
Table edge
The boundary of any elevated surface, and the primary site of research in the School of Applied Gravity.
The Incident
Not discussed.
Trill
A short, rising, rolling sound that cats often make as a greeting.