Gnarp University occupies a compact campus in the Outer Orbit, Third Ring. All buildings are connected by the Great Hallway. Visitors arrive by saucer and are welcome throughout the day.
Places on campus
Main Hall
The columned central building. Home to admissions, assessments and Midnight Convocation.
Sunbeam Atrium
A glass hall for the study and occupation of warm rectangles. Closed daily from 14:00 for cleaning, and reopened once the sunlight has relocated.
Great Hallway
The main corridor and, after 03:00, the University's racetrack. Please stand clear.
Kitchen Counter Observatory
Home of the School of Applied Gravity. Glassware, stationery and small plants are available for study.
Library
The third floor is closed to objects, which have a tendency to be knocked off. Please reshelve items only after they have been knocked off.
Box Archive
The largest collection of boxes in the Outer Orbit, curated by the Department of Enclosure Studies. Visitors are welcome to sit in any box that fits, and several that do not.
Lecture Hall B
General teaching space. Wi-Fi is intermittent due to a box. The box will remain in place.
Saucer Bay
Visitor landing. Please dock in a marked bay and allow staff to secure your vessel. Parking is free of charge.
Visiting
Open Day is on Saturday 3 October, and the campus can be toured at other times by arrangement. Write to staff@gnarp.eu.cc. Please see the events calendar for what is on.