Gnarp University offers six areas of study, each led by a member of the faculty. Every department accepts students at any time, and most students change department several times a day. See the decision tree if you cannot decide.
School of Applied Gravity
Controlled experiments in the acceleration of small objects from elevated surfaces. Fieldwork takes place at the Kitchen Counter Observatory.
Department of Enclosure Studies
Research into the fit of a body to a container it visibly does not fit. Prerequisite: one cardboard box.
Institute for Pursuit and Unattainable Objectives
Laser-guided fieldwork on targets that cannot be caught. Funded in part by a renewable red dot.
Centre for Nocturnal Communication
Vocal performance between 02:00 and 04:30. Attendance is compulsory for anyone within earshot.
Faculty of Thresholds and Doorways
Studies in standing exactly in the doorway. Prerequisite: a door held open by someone else.
Solar Patch Sciences
Tracking and occupying warm rectangles of light. Practicum hours are logged by the patch.