A student's guide to reading body language
Tails, ears, eyes and posture, and how to tell when a cat wants space.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat wake me at 3 a.m.?
Professor Midnight on the small hours, and how to survive them.
Ten myths about cats, corrected
Ten common cat myths, corrected by the faculty.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat follow me into the bathroom?
Professor Boxington on the appeal of the smallest room in the house.
Hosting guests when you have a shy cat
A quiet room, clear guest etiquette and a plan for a nervous cat.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat sleep on my head?
Professor Patchwell on warmth, security and the pillow.
A message from the Chancellor
The Chancellor welcomes you to the new website and looks ahead to the term.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat cry at the closed bathroom door?
Dr. McDoor on why cats object to closed doors.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat lick me?
The Chancellor on social grooming, and what it means when you are the one being groomed.
Moving house with a cat: a guide for staff
A safe room, a secure carrier and a plan for the first few weeks.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat take my seat as soon as I stand up?
Dr. McDoor on warmth, scent and the seat you just left.
Autumn term: what is new this year
New facilities, key dates and a few reminders for the term ahead.
Choosing a scratching post: a buyer's guide
Height, stability, material and placement, from the School of Applied Gravity.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat attack my feet under the covers?
Dr. Laserwick on hunting instinct, moving feet and how to redirect it.
Cat-proofing your home: a room-by-room checklist
A room-by-room checklist from the Campus Safety Office.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat wake me by patting my face?
Professor Midnight on the early-morning paw, and how to sleep in.
Ten things to know in your first week
Ten friendly tips for new students, from finding the warm spot to standing in a doorway.
Ten enrichment ideas from the Institute
Ten ways to keep an indoor cat entertained, with a box included.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat bite me while purring?
Dr. McDoor on what happens between the purr and the bite.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat stare at me while I eat?
Professor Mittens-Vex on curiosity, begging and the falling fork.
Living with more than one cat: a guide to multi-cat homes
Litter trays, feeding stations, resting places and how to spot tension.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat ignore the expensive bed?
Professor Boxington on why the box wins.
A calmer vet visit: tips from the faculty
Carrier training, a smooth journey and a calmer appointment.
Cats and children: a guide for households
Gentle handling, safe spaces and how to read a cat's signals.
Open Day, 3 October: what to bring
Planning to visit on 3 October? Here is what to bring, and what to leave at home.
Winter is coming: keeping warm on campus
Warm resting places, heater safety and two winter hazards to know about.
Ask a Professor: why does my cat eat grass and then throw up?
Professor Patchwell on grass, and what happens afterwards.
The science of the loaf
What the loaf means, and the four types recognised on campus.
Midnight Convocation: what to expect
The schedule, the shuttle, the seating and the etiquette.
Lap etiquette: a guide for staff
Letting the cat choose, staying still and not disturbing a sleeper.
Choosing your department: a simple decision tree
Not sure which department suits you? Follow the tree.
Student spotlight: a semester in Solar Patch Sciences
One student's diary from the warmest programme on campus.
A day in the life of a Gnarp student
A full 24-hour timetable, with naps.
The autumn term in review: the first weeks
Enrolment, attendance, glassware losses and the busiest sunbeams.
A morning with Professor Zorp Mittens-Vex
The Head of Applied Gravity on glassware, replication and the future.
How to be an excellent human: a guide for new staff
A guide for humans, covering feeding, doors, laps and play.
New arrivals: an orientation guide for staff
How to welcome a new student: a quiet room, hiding places and patience.