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Gnarp UniversityOuter Orbit, Third Ring · Est. Third Age of Tuna

Professor Zorp Mittens-Vex

Head of the School of Applied Gravity

Has personally verified gravity more than 40,000 times. Author of the influential lecture “Gravity: Still Working.” Office hours are held whenever a glass is nearby.

Research interests

  • Falling objects
  • Table edge dynamics
  • Glassware
  • Replication

Teaching

Head of School of Applied Gravity. Courses:

  • GRAV 101, Introduction to Falling Objects
  • GRAV 210, Table Edge Dynamics (with lab)
  • GRAV 305, Glassware and Consequences
  • GRAV 420, Independent Study: The Kitchen Counter Observatory

Selected publications

In their own words

“Gravity: still working. I check every day, sometimes several times, to be sure.”

Elsewhere on campus