Delivers her lectures at 03:00. Attendance is measured at volume. Her seminar series, “Yowling for Breakfast,” has never once been cancelled.
Research interests
- Vocal performance
- Hallway acoustics
- Purring and the meow
- Breakfast negotiation
Teaching
Head of Centre for Nocturnal Communication. Courses:
- NOCT 101, Vocal Foundations
- NOCT 230, Hallway Acoustics
- NOCT 340, The 03:00 Sprint (practical)
- NOCT 410, Yowling for Breakfast: Advanced Persuasion
Selected publications
- Bunting: A Study of Head-to-Head Diplomacy, Journal of Applied Whiskers, 19 September 2026
- Low-Light Vision and the Glowing Eye, Journal of Applied Whiskers, 19 September 2026
- Vocal Repertoire of the Domestic Feline: The Meow, Journal of Applied Whiskers, 18 September 2026
- The Low Frequency Problem: Notes on Purring, Journal of Applied Whiskers, 17 September 2026
- Nomenclature and Response: Do Cats Know Their Names?, Journal of Applied Whiskers, 14 September 2026
- The 03:00 Problem: Nocturnal Sprinting in Domestic Felines, Journal of Applied Whiskers, 9 September 2026
- Yowling for Breakfast (book)
In their own words
“A good yowl is a matter of timing, and breakfast is always worth waiting for.”