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Gnarp UniversityOuter Orbit, Third Ring · Est. Third Age of Tuna

Dr. Halfway McDoor

Chair of the Faculty of Thresholds and Doorways

Currently in the doorway. Has been for most of the semester. Publishes rarely, because she cannot decide whether to finish the sentence inside or outside.

Research interests

  • Thresholds
  • Inside/outside theory
  • Closed door studies
  • Whiskers and fit

Teaching

Head of Faculty of Thresholds and Doorways. Courses:

  • THRS 101, Standing in Doorways
  • THRS 205, Inside/Outside Theory: The Case for Both
  • THRS 320, Door Ajar Studies
  • THRS 400, Seminar: Waiting to Be Let In (and Immediately Out)

Selected publications

In their own words

“I have not yet decided whether to answer the question.”

Elsewhere on campus